Post by Malus on Oct 19, 2015 19:10:48 GMT -6
"Alright Malus before we can let you in for sure, we need to test your skills and abilities in the Colosseum." Strato said. "Now that's more like it, you guys have a Colosseum up here?" Malus asked. "Originally built by the Romans, our ancestors thought it was one of the most beautiful creations, so they took it for themselves and left the Romans with the broken down version you see today." Strato replied. "They took an entire Colosseum and left them with a s***tier version? Your ancestors know how to speak my language." Malus replied. "So is the Colosseum like a battle royal or what?" Malus asked. "First you'll get scanned and get told your element, skills, and abilities. Then you can quickly test them on some hallow grunts, after that you get matched up with an elemental class of the same type and fight in a one v. one duel, tournament style." Strato explained. "Sweet, where do I sign up?" Malus asked enthused. "Follow me." Strato said. And Strato took them to the arena lobby. "Well if it isn't prince strato." A Phoenix at the front desk said. "You're a prince, hahahaha! That's priceless, so can anyone apply or what?" Malus said laughing. "Hey I earned this title, I deserve to be called as such." Strato said. "Anyways this is our newest ally, Malus." Strato said. "Sup." Malus replied. "Alright let's get you scanned and tested." The Phoenix said. "I thought this was an arena not a congical visit." Malus said. "Just go into the room." Strato said. "Gentleman follow me." And the Phoenix led them to another room. "Now please hold still while we scan you." The Phoenix said into a microphone. "Now lets see what do we have here, name: Malus, stats: h.p. at five hundred everything else at three hundred. Wow what level is he, let's see, level one? That can't be right." The Phoenix said. "Just go with it." Strato said. "Whatever you say, lets see his move pool and, Oh my Genesis! How does he know these moves, what are his elements, Mystic, no now it's saying Malefic, wait now it's saying both, but that's... that's impossible." The Phoenix stuttered. "Don't question it, just go with it." Strato said. "O...okay.*ahem* I'll send in some grunts to test your skills." The Phoenix said. "Aww... grunts? Don't you have anything stronger?" Malus asked. As the grunts appeared. "These... are what I'm fighting...*sigh*. Do they even hurt?" Malus asked as one of them tried to bite him, but upon biting his amour it's teeth broke. "I'll take that as a no." Malus said. He raised his hand. "Mystic burst." Malus said unenthused. And they all vanished. "So, how'd I do?" Malus asked. "What was the power of that move?" Strato asked. "IT’S OVER 9000!!!!" Malus responded. "It's base power is ninety plus his magic at three hundred times two for his element with a damage output of seven hundred and eighty damage. And that isn't anywhere near the maximum that move can do, it isn't even the most powerful in his arsenal, he's a monster." The Phoenix said. "Yeah, but he's our monster." Strato said. " So now what?" Malus asked. "You will be paired up with an opponent and fight." The Phoenix said. "You might want to warn the poor sap that he's going to die." Malus said. "How are you friends with this guy?" The Phoenix asked. "Making a lot of assumptions." Malus said. "Strato you're the prince can't you just make him part of the council?" The Phoenix asked. "That's no fun I want to fight people." Malus said. "I had to do the same remember, if he kills someone, he kills someone." Strato said. "So now what?" Malus asked. "Uh... normally you would be grouped with people consisting of the same element, but considering nothing would match up to you."the Phoenix started. "Damn straight." Malus said. "*ahem*lets just call you a dark elemental for now." Tha Phoenix said. " Oh that is bull..." Malus started. " Just live with it, we don't want anyone thinking otherwise, it could get us in a lot of trouble." Bronixus interjected. " So what ability do you want me to use?" Malus asked. "None!" Everyone shouted. "Y'all are b****es." Malus said. "Just use physical moves, don't even use your sword." Strato said. "You are just the grand central Station of disappointment aren't you." Malus replied. "Anyways your first match is with Vido." The Phoenix said. "I get it, its spelled like void, LoL." Malus said. "If you go through those doors your match will begin." The Phoenix said. When they looked back at the screen all that could be seen was Malus's silhouette that crashed through the doors. "Gentlemen let's take our seats." Strato said. "Ladies,gentlemen and those of unspecified gender. We have quite the show for you tonight, from the left side he's made it to the finals before, you know him you hate him it's vido." Said the announcer." And from the right his first debut, um hold on a sec. folks, (are you sure about that... okay if you say so.)*ahem* introducing the ultimate in bad-assery the ultimate killing machine the one the only Malus!" Said the announcer. (Insert mlp theme here) "OKAY STOP! it didn't work, it did not work." Malus said. "Are the combatants ready?" Asked the announcer." FIGHT!" And before anyone could blink a loud yelling was all that could be heard, Malus who was at the opposite side of the arena had his fist jabbed into vido's gut. He stood there for a couple minutes screaming. "Can you stop fisting me?" Vido asked. "Okay."Malus replied. "Oww... not all at once. Can...can I get a minute." Vido asked. "Shur-yu-ken." Malus replied. "Thank..." Vido started. And Malus gave him a killer uppercut. Vido was out cold. "My Genesis... did you see what happened, because I sure didn't he destroyed him in what felt like seconds." Said the announcer. The crowd started cheering/booing. Malus walked over to vido and continued to lift him off the ground by his neck with his left hand. He then began to grab for his sword." Um.. sir you've already won." Said the announcer. Malus pointed his sword at vido's chest. "I fight to kill." Malus said. And thrusted his sword, but his attack was stopped short by a white dragon. A smile came to Malus's face.
End. Of. Episode.
End. Of. Episode.